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The Lost Plates of Laman
An Account Written by the Hand of Laman upon Plates of Tin
Made by His Own Self—with a Little Help from his Brother Lemuel

by
Bob Lewis

Signature Books; Salt Lake City, Utah
© 1997 by Signatue Books.



Table of Contents:


Introduction
The Book of Laman
Chapter 1. Laman fabricates his tin plates
Chapter 2. Laman tries to persuade his father to stop annoying the neighbors
Chapter 3. Laman and his brothers are sent on a wild goose chase
Chapter 4. The deal for the brass plates goes sour
Chapter 5. Nephi goes to the house of Laban in Jerusalem
Chapter 6. Laman and his brothers return unto the tent of Lehi in the wilderness
Chapter 7. Laman explains the brass plates and what a nuisance they have become
Chapter 8. Would you believe it? The sons of Lehi are sent back unto Jersusalem again
Chapter 9. Lehi has a nightmare
Chapter 10. Laman and Lemuel worry about their father's discourse on horticulture
Chapter 11. There are marriages galore in the wilderness
Chapter 12. Ishmael dies suddenly, which is a lousy way to get out of wandering
Chapter 14. Years pass wandering—the game of golf is almost invented
Chapter 15. A ship of curious workmanship is built, but will it float?
Chapter 16. Laman cannot believe the sea is so large—they take up fishing to pass the time
Chapter 17. Laman gives an account of his tin plates—the promised land is not a bed of roses
Chapter 18. Lehi blesses his children, but Laman gets a left-handed blessing
Chapter 19. Nephi is afflicted with the wandering disorder and goes off into the wilderness
Chapter 20. Laman becomes king
Chapter 21. Moron is sent to spy upon the people of Nephi
Chapter 22. The Lamanites become a pain in the neck unto the Nephites
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Introduction

[v] Laman has always gotten bad press. True, he was a dolt. He saw angels, he heard the voice of the Lord, he witnessed miracles, and he still didn't get it! Undoubtedly you have always asked yourself, How could anybody be so dense, so indefatigably wicked?

At last in his own words, Laman tells his side of the story. Here is the Laman you always wondered about. Here is the consummate malcontent, revealing all, holding nothing back-allowing readers a glimpse at his multi-phobic personality. Perhaps you will even sympathize with him as he describes his adolescent humiliations, the injustices he suffered at the hands of his siblings-particularly the two younger ones-and the painful neglect of a father who always favored his righteous son, Nephi, over his corrupt older brother.

Here, in vivid detail, meticulously translated from plates of tin, made by his own hands, with the help of his brother Lemuel, Laman recounts the events of his unhappy childhood, revealing the story of a sensitive boy uprooted from his home and a life of idle pleasure and forced to wander for years in the desert, eating raw meat and sleeping on the ground, coerced into sailing half way around the world on a home-made boat with only a one-way ticket, then made to live in a promised land that was totally off the grid.

Through all his sufferings and afflictions, his trials and tribulations, emerges the portrait of one who mastered the art of murmuring as few have, who left as a legacy a rich mosaic of misunderstandings, and whose hardness of heart can never be questioned.

Yes, here is the enigmatic but at last lovable Laman, the man with the unflinching and steadfast faith in the arm of flesh. - Bob Lewis, translator, October 1997

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Publisher's note: The plates of Laman came into Bob's hands quite by chance as he was repairing a corrugated tin roof on a bam in Cache Valley, Utah. How the plates ended up as part of the decaying and rusted roof remains a mystery. They were not contrary to rumors that have been circulated, purchased from Mark Hofmann, though there is considerable textual evidence that the record is not as old as it is purported to be. There has been, at the time ofpublication, no carbon dating of the actual tin.




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